I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...– Johnny Depp (via theescapism)
kanyewesticle: when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Humongous Entertainment brought us the best games
pastel-sparkles: Putt Putt: Pajama sam: Buzzy the Knowledge Bug: Freddi Fish: Spy Fox:
when high schoolers complain about studying
vaginablood: drink have fun hangover regret and vow never to drink again repeat it’s a vicious cycle
densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
vampireswillbutthurtyou: hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING oh my GOD this song was stuck in my head like 2 hours ago
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
finnicksfancynets: I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.
howdomermaidsfuck: drunkenfist: bokunovriska: goffslut: literally my favourite video on the internet chRIST I laugh everytime wigdfgsnfdkg bringing this back again even though its only been ten minutes WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD
2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
Me: You're going out tonight riiiight?
Ally: If there's alcohol to be consumed and randos to be conversed with, I'm there!