June 2012
45 posts
May 2012
70 posts
I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...
– Johnny Depp (via theescapism)
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kanyewesticle:
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Humongous Entertainment brought us the best games
pastel-sparkles:
Putt Putt:
Pajama sam:
Buzzy the Knowledge Bug:
Freddi Fish:
Spy Fox:
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when high schoolers complain about studying
yougotoucla:
vaginablood:
drink
have fun
hangover
regret and vow never to drink again
repeat
it’s a vicious cycle
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densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
vampireswillbutthurtyou:
hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG
I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING
oh my GOD this song was stuck in my head like 2 hours ago
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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finnicksfancynets:
I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.
howdomermaidsfuck:
drunkenfist:
bokunovriska:
goffslut:
literally my favourite video on the internet
chRIST
I laugh everytime
wigdfgsnfdkg bringing this back again even though its only been ten minutes
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD
2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
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Me: You're going out tonight riiiight?
Ally: If there's alcohol to be consumed and randos to be conversed with, I'm there!
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